Monday, September 23, 2013

Electricity board

Dear Electricity board
Kindly stick to your word of powercuts,
Because my vegetables in fridge are no longer fresh
And so i would have to decide to sell my fridge 
So will your wife will do 
as fridge works with ectricity not with powercuts.
And if all the housewives decide to do so
The Kelvinators or the LG' s or the Samsung
Will work for loss , so they will throw people out
To compete with production loss.
Soon recesion will happen in our country
Soon price hike will happen for food items
As we housewives will have to cook daily .
So sir what will happen to your weekend outings?
How will u give treat on your bday parties?
I bet you will declare no outing zone in your houses
Your children will be sad and so will be Mc Donalds
The resturants will run out of business
As you , oh sorry ! Customers stop coming.
Ah there comes recesion again.
People will start migrating to other countries,
You will be forced to send you child abroad
Atleast he may be rescued...
And oh the Euro will rise again
Then your day dreams will become nightmare
Coz u know wats coming next...
The Inr value goes low , petrol value hikes
U no more drive ur Maruthi
Forget about driving electric scootars or cars
Remember u no longer hav electricity to charge them.
People start fighting over for money .
Malnutrition deaths as food is out of normal peoples reach.
National riots and so on.
Soon Our country will go down to label of
"Under developed" from " developing country"
Our country will start taking loan from other countries
To balance our economy .
Ah they will make sure interest rates are high
So finally our govt will decide to increase the tax and layoff many which may cause you too.
And still u survive this sir . Remember
Our country is already tired of giving taxes
And ultimately they will stop that tooo.
So i was thinking how will you ever get your PAY
If I or we housewives of private sector
Stop giving tax or buying fridges?
We normal people are sick of your extra powercuts either you make and deliver electricity properly or we will start behaving
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

WITH due respect
Normal Indian wife

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